And While You’re At It, Drop Off a Copy of “The Knowledge Deficit”…

June 24th, 2009

Dr. Yvonne Fournier, an education columnist for Scripps Howard, takes up E.D. Hirsch’s common sense call for state reading tests to reflect the content taught in each grade.  Responding to a mother who complains that her A-student son’s poor performance on a reading comprehension test is keeping him out of his school of choice, Fournier notes the advantage conferred by the content knowledge accumulated by higher SES kids — “the type of kids who get to learn not just through school but through the vocabulary their educated parents use, the trips they can take, the camps they attend, the extracurricular activities their parents can pay for, weekends at the lake house, Internet access and more.”

Fournier’s advice for the parent?  Clip Hirsch’s recent New York Times op-ed on testing and march to the district office:

Take a copy of Hirsch’s article to the person in charge of setting policy as to who gets into the better schools. Notify your school board and, if need be, the NAACP and your newspaper. Insist on your child’s report card to be taken as proof of his intellectual ability. He needs no further testing unless the school board wants to infer that your son’s teachers gave him his grades.

Parents, Prudence and Paranoia

June 24th, 2009

Every now and then, you read a story that makes you wonder if you’ve been living in a cave.   If this piece in Teusday’s Baltimore Sun is any indication, selling devices to parents afraid of getting separated from their children has become a big business.

GPS tracking devices with wander alerts emit beeps or vibrations when a child strays too far. Digital watches and apparel have high-decibel alarms. And there’s the SafetyTat, a waterproof tattoo created by a Baltimore-area mom who wanted to attach her phone number to her child; a half-million have been sold.

Half a million??!?  How did I manage to miss all the tatted-up tykes wandering the streets?  The takeaway:  Sex sells.  Paranoia sells more.  Two predictions:  1.  Somewhere a school or district will pass a rule requiring students get tattoed before they go on field trips.  2.  Someone will post a comment telling me it’s already been happening.