If It Sounds Too Bad To Be True…

by Robert Pondiscio
November 10th, 2009

In September, this blog passed on the results of a survey of Oklahoma high school students whose lack of knowledge of basic civics strained credulity.  But not far enough, apparently.  Via Public School Insights comes word that the results of the survey were “likely fabricated.”  The survey by a firm called Strategic Vision LLC for the Goldwater Institute showed, for example, that only 43% of Oklahoma students could correctly identify the nation’s two major political parties, while only 26% could identify the first ten amendments to the Constitution as the Bill of Rights.   However the raw numbers, revealed by the website FiveThirtyEight, show not one of the 1,000 students surveyed got more than 7 out of ten questions correct–a figure that definitely doesn’t pass the smell test.

An Oklahoma state representative arranged to survey students in his district and found results sharply at odds — and much better — than the survey seemed to show.  Rep. Ed Cannady’s survey showed 95% of Oklahoma students could name the two parties, while 91% knew the Bill of Rights.   Cannady’s results strain my credulity as much as the Goldwater survey should have, but didn’t.  The day over 90% of high school students can answer basic civics questions is the day I go back to my fields a happy man.   At The Quick and The Ed, Chad Alderman says “it’s rather remarkable, in retrospect, that so many people were willing to take these amazingly poor findings as solid evidence of the failings of American public schools.” 

Guilty as charged.   Excuse me while I wipe the egg off my face.

That said, the survey results didn’t ring any alarms not because I’m prepared to think the worst of U.S. schoolkids, but rather because I spent several years teaching in a school where my 5th graders had no knowledge of government or civics and no attempt had been made to give it to them.

Give Me Harvard or Give Me Death

by Robert Pondiscio
November 10th, 2009

Parental anxiety is ruining playtime, notes the Washington Post’s Valerie Strauss.  It’s not news that lots of preschool parents have become “super-anxious trying to give their kids a leg up on kindergarten,” Strauss writes at The Answer Sheet.  “But I didn’t realize just how nutty things had become until I talked to several dozen preschool program directors.”

Among the examples she cites: parents begging school directors to let their 1 1/2 -year-olds into programs for 2-year-olds “because Danny and Olivia are so incredibly advanced”; demanding to know why 2-year-olds aren’t being given the alphabet to copy over and over and memorize; and enrolling their kids in so many activities that three year olds fall asleep at their desks.

“People! This is the only time your child has to be a child!” she writes.  I was in complete agreement until I got to this line:  “The reason for all of this is No Child Left Behind, which has pushed curriculum down into the earliest grades and put the focus on high-stakes standardized tests that start as early as third grade.”

“I’m sorry, but blaming NCLB for elite parents pushing preschoolers too hard on academics and activities is BS,” says New America’s Sara Mead on Twitter.  Agreed.  A generation ago, New York Magazine wrote a cover story about the fierce competition among Manhattan parents to get Danny and Olivia into just the right preschool, just the right prep school, just the right college–and the relentless pressure on even the youngest kids.  The legendary cover line: “Give Me Harvard or Give Me Death.”

There’s plenty wrong with NCLB and blunt-force accountability.  But if it disappeared tomorrow, Danny and Olivia would not suddenly be kickin’ it on the playground.  Well, maybe for 1o minutes after piano lessons and before the gourmet cooking class…

Are You Smarter Than a 1954 8th Grader?

by Robert Pondiscio
November 10th, 2009

Quick.  How many current members of the President’s Cabinet can you name?  OK, how many Cabinet positions can you name, even if you don’t know the person in the office right now?  You know the 1st and 2nd Amendments, right?  How about No. 3 through 23?  Check out the 98 and 1/2 grade earned on this 1954 8th grade test on the Constitution.   

Oh, wait.  I keep forgetting.  These are just “mere facts” and trivia.   If we ever need to know our rights we can always just Google it. 

[H/T: Matthew K. Tabor via Twitter]